Oh yeah? I double DOG dare ya!

I've always irritated Miz Bubs by telling her that the midwest is a stolid, reliable and somewhat boring region, especially compared to those hot blooded dueling freaks who populate the American south.

I may have to reconsider that position now. Clearly, a region capable of producing a woman who beats someone with a dead chihuahua puppy is a region to be reckoned with.